Greetings Joseph, what's your age?

Hmm... No offense but I have what you could call some sort of policy about telling people how old I am. Not even when harrassing women at the local bar I tell them my age.

Could you tell us why you write?

Mostly out of frustration. I spend between six and eight hours with a bunch of total morons so to relieve this enormous frustration I either booze or write.

What do you enjoy to do in your spare time?

I have this research project I like to work on in my spare time. It involves large amounts of alcohol and ugly women. Some people call it growing up, but I would like to see it as a experiment.

How did you like school?

Not at all. There is so much I have to say about this matter, so I think it is better if I shut up.

If I say 'the police', you say...

Never listened to them...

If I say 'the system', you say...

It is here to stay, at least for a very very long time. Making people believe that they acutally have any power is a very effective way to keep people quiet and passive. I believe we need small communitys and much more power to the "regions" (am I getting through here?). The masses should be guided (and ruled) by intelligent people and people who know what they are doing. By the way, Douglas Adams wrote a really good passage about that in "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" somewhere between pages 190 and 200.

If I say 'internet', you say...

Could be great if you had some kind of machine that allowed you to have sex with people all around the globe in real-time. Now it is just some black hole in which the governments can throw money in.

What kind of people do you like to mingle with?

Ugly and really drunk women. I kinda feel alive then.

And what kind of people do you dislike?

Oooohhhh, I would say just about everyone.

What is the most imporant thing in your life?

First of all getting my education done. Then perhaps if I am lucky I just might get a life. One thing I would like to have before I die is a garden. A big garden with lots of flowers and bushes and stuff. A lawn would be nice to. I enjoy gardening. Also, I have these really nice plants in my room, I take very good care of them.

So, what would you do if you just had one more day to live?

That is kind of private but... aaahh Ok... There is two persons I would visit. The first one I would do some serious damage to and the second one you really don't want to know. Anyway, after doing that I would probably spend some quality time with my woman. Then I would get superhumanly drunk and spend the last couple of hours insulting people.

Any last words?

It is hard to think of something intellectual to say when I have my woman rubbing my nipples but there is one thing I would like to say to my readers in Saskatchewan; Please give me some kind of response, I haven't heard from you guys in a long time! Come to think of it, if there are any readers at all out there - please consider giving me some kind of response!

Finally; I'm fucking dying over here!