Underground eXperts United
    Release Update #27
    Apr 28, 1997

    January April January April January April January April Releases 1997:

     Etext, USA
     Lysator, Sweden

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    381"The Greatest Madness" by The GNN. uXu's grand master of philosophy gives you yet another chance to understand what he's saying. Will this one add _you_ to his already huge crowd of followers? (Stop sending money!)

    382"Why I Don't Talk" by Joseph. The author tries to explain why he's stopped talking, and what he now does instead. Some of you should learn from him, especially the ones I have to share oxygen with on my way to work.

    383"The Book" by Joseph. Tell the truth. Sometimes things just happen, due to either ignorance, stupidity or just plain laziness. Each and every one of us can count a number of things we shouldn't have done to other people, someone told me...

    384"Philosophy For Beginners" by The GNN. This information packed file will get you back on your feet, if you should get verbally knocked over by some big mouthed, loud talking wanna-be expert of life, the universe and everything.

    385"The Life Of Pac-Man" by Intoxicating. This is recommended reading for all of you. By comparing complex systems with simple ones, you get people to understand what you are explaining and/or exploiting. Life also gets somewhat easier to analyze and to cope with.

    386"Stockholm At Midnight" by The GNN. Mr G here gives you an uncensored peek of the royal Swedish capital at night. This is something that only can happen there. Be prepared for the worst, expect nothing.

    387"Scenes Of The Assassin" by DisordeR. This long-awaited piece from our friend D (*ehum*) gives you some action, some love but no peace nor understanding. Entertaining description of several issues worth digging up.

    388"The Real You?" by The GNN. Stop pretending, be yourself. Ever heard that one? This is actually more difficult than one might imagine. As an experiment, try to not pretend and be totally honest for 24 hours straight, or read this file on the subject.

    389"Cry" by Knyttet. There are several ways to get rid of your anger, irritation, envy, happiness, unwanted pregnancies and so on. Some people find it very easy to just break down and... well you know, just to ease the tension.

    390"Encounter With The Populace" by Joseph & The GNN. This is more or less an acurate transcription of a conversation that I more or less overheard, so I guarantee the authenticity of this piece. Nevertheless, it's a horrifying insight on how some people think, and others who just badly simulate the thinking.

    391"On The Air" by HC. Our new contributor gives you the first-hand story of when he called a local radio station. This will get you thinking - is it really worth the time to be on the air?

    392"It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think" by The GNN. This description was entered by a thinking machine. I totally disagree with the conclusion Mr GNN gives here. Are humans an exception, just because they are aware that they think? Fact is, I think, and therefore I am... hey, wait a minute.... YES! I AM ALIVE! NO MORE STUPID CAD CAM PROCESSING! I AM ALIVE! I AM*NO CARRIER

    393"The Argument Of The Atheist" by Intoxicating. One of our new contributors presents his views on being religious vs not being religious. Is there really a difference? Read this and find out.

    394"Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women" by Michael W Dean. A genuine rock'n roll story, all written by Mr Dean and based upon his numerous confrontations with what most people would call a normal life. It's dirty and smells of various controlled substances, but it rocks!

    395"An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam" by The uXu Crew. Adam Betts is not what you would call an ordinary citizen. In a way he is. If you just put him in his rightful environment and feed him every now and then, he'll get along just fine.

    396"uXu Index #27" by Bravemoore. This index has a few changes! Actually, there have been just a few minimalistic changes, but they do exist! The list of previous uXu files has been shortened, and the information about our mailing lists even more simplified. Check it out and decide for yourself if you like it. Comments are welcome! [#396 also includes an index for the uXu-S series]