Underground eXperts United
    Release Update #31
    Oct 9, 1998

    July October July October July October Releases 1998:

     Etext, USA
     Lysator, Sweden

    Quick help: Click the left, green icon next to the file number to download the file from Etext, USA. Click the right, yellow icon to download the same file from Lysator, Sweden.

    447"Nicky And The Porn Queen" by Rich Logsdon. Poor Nicky, not only has his girlfriend made a career in the sex industry. No, she is a nymphomaniac too, and temptations are everywhere. Life can be hard, but let me assure you that some problems in life can more easily be solved when you are unable to die.

    448"Help" by The Dwarf. Most times, you won't know they were here until they're gone. They live among us and they are more common in so-called wealthy countries. Some are spectacular, others try not to draw so much attention to themselves. Who are these people? Read this and you might know who we're talking about.

    449"Hacker Ethics" by drazQ. No matter which underground community you encounter, you will soon discover that they have some form of 'ethics' embodied in their activity. Hackers are known for notoriously upholding certain rules of conduct. But are these 'ethical rules' really worth anything at all, considering the notion of 'ethics' from a broader perspective?

    450"Sphincter Hatch" by Max West. This is an extract from a work in progress. Welcome to the future, utopia. Here is everything possible; here you can fulfil all of your wishes, dreams and desires. Santa Claus on this matter is of course technology. But even the neatest garden has a snake or two...

    451"The Mystery Of The Dead Fish" by The GNN. Modern science has the answer to all questions. Okay, not maybe the answer, but certainly the true method. Okay, not maybe the true method, but at least one that works. Okay, maybe not one that always work, but... ah, heck, consider this file for a funny episode from the Dark Ages.

    452"Dream Bursts" by Lamont Prell. Love hurts. Some people learn from both their own and others mistakes and try not to repeat them in sometimes pathetic attempts not to get hurt again. Which way have you chosen? In either case, this will let you know you're not alone.

    453"So You Want To Be A Hacker?" by drazQ. Who would not like to be a hacker? Thanks to the media, the movie industry and ignorant publishers who desperately look for a good story, being a 'hacker' nowadays is not merely being a criminal nerd, but a sexy motherfucker who do electronic magic with strange machines. Our latest writer on this matter is fed up with this seemingly never-ending stereotypical load of bullshit.

    454"Writhing Wisdom" by Janet Buck. Lovers of poetry are in for a real treat in this thirty-first release of uXu! Here is yet another collection of well-chosen words, sentences and concepts that certainly will appeal to your aestethical sense. (If not, reconsider you ability of appreciating true art.)

    455"After Keflavik" by The GNN. Do you remember that alcoholic courier we told you about in uXu file no. 434? As you might remember, he ended up reading a card over and over again at an airport on Iceland. Strange guy, strange card, indeed. If you wish to find out what happened next, read this file.

    456"Strangers" by Noel Ace. Two strangers at a bar - man, woman, alcohol, alone. What are they searching for? What obligation do they have to each other in a modern world of alienation and the fear of getting too close to someone? This is a piece of flash fiction using 323 words to explore relationships.

    457"Death Is Not The End" by The GNN & Bravemoore. Scientific progress, medical science in particular, always has one good and one ugly side. Will we care more about laws and order than compassion and empathy tomorrow? We don't know yet, but we'll get back to you when we do. Meanwhile, ponder this file.

    458"Mudfishes" by Robert James Berry. Here are five beautiful poems, submitted by our first writer from West Malaysia. If you are feeling down, these calm and sweet texts from the far east will get you back on track again.

    459"Erratic Sleep" by Marie Kazalia. Beware, the poetry of Marie Kazalia is rough, tough and uncompromising. Still a highly rewarding and powerful experience. This file will not disappoint you, no matter if you are into poetry or not.

    460"Inability - Operators Manual" by The GNN. Now, here is the manual you have looked for! In five easy steps, you will learn not only how to do political work, but also how to perform it without actually doing anything! Money back guarantee, thirty days trial period, fits easily under your bed!

    461"Website Oblivion" by Max West. The title is actually the name of an upcoming website created by Max himself. No one knows what those two have in common as of yet, but I promise you this: if the site has only half the weird bizarreness of this file, I'd mail it's URL to popesmailreader@fastlanetoheaven.va, hoping to score some points for the afterlife. You've been warned.

    462"Teenage Killer Strikes Again" by The GNN. Lock your doors! Hide your women! Bring out the guns! The teenage killer is back, and this time he is really mad! A mystery! Horrible deeds taking place behind locked doors! A damsel... uh, no... 'something' in distress... well, not really 'distress' either for that sake.

    463"Five Site Reviews" by Speed Devil Show. We need no experts when it comes to the Internet. We need idiots. Yes, we need complete morons. We need amateurs. If you do not think so, keep dreaming for a better tomorrow. The fools are here to stay. Here you will find proof.

    464"Epoque" by The GNN. It is often said that history repeats itself. This is not true. People do mistakes over and over again, but seldom, if ever, exactly the same mistakes. Perhaps we are sometimes too concentrated to not make the same mistakes, so that we open up possibilities of doing other mistakes.

    465"uXu Index #31" by Bravemoore. The point with this index that comes with each release is to inform you of what's happening in the world of the uXu. [#465 also includes an index of the latest uXu-S series]