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Issue III


Gitbonka dead!

Da Nekkbreakaz came across da Gaazherz ov Mork while da Gaazherz were collecting scrap in the desert. There was conflict, of course. Stuulph shot GorGor and while the unfortunate yoof tried to get up Stuulph jumped on his head. I'm afraid GorGor will never be the same again...

Skab managed to ram Grotsmakka, one of da Gaazherz' traks, and the trak's fuel tank blew up! Tuffdreg managed to get the trak back together again with the help of a blowtorch and some new paint.

Tuffdreg and Skaahz both suffered minor fleshwounds, but nothing major. Gitbonka, nob of Da Nekkbreakaz, wasn't so lucky. A piece of shrapnel from a hit on GofDreg, the mob's trukk, hit him straight in the eye and he fell off the trukk and ended up with a broken nekk himself! Death was instantaineous...

After the death of their nob Da Nekkbreakaz got on their trukk and zogged off into the desert. Shortly after, Manik and Bark started argueing of who was supposed to replace GitBonka as nob and a pitfight was called for. The spanner and the slaver met in hand-to-hand combat and Bark managed to stab the spanner pretty bad... Bark was dubbed the new nob and Manik got a nasty wound which will surely come back to haunt him in the future.