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Issue XI

Two new mobs clash in da desert!

Lobo and his mob, Da Perpl Harts, got attacked by a mob of rebel grots while they were riding in to Mektown, on their shiny purple bikes and trike, to sell some scrap to the meks. The orks got some good target practise, with all the grots running around. After a while the grots buggered off back to Skidrow with one dead mate and a snot with a bullet in his head. Skabbi, leader of Da Skruttas, lied to da Kommittee about his defeat, but they saw right through him and he ended up getting nothing from them.

I have to confess, this was a really good fight for me. I had just had my Blood Bowl team of orcs defeated miserably, earlier in the day. The opposing team of goblins had three trolls on their side and I had a bunch of unlucky dicerolls... The match ended 0-6 td's and three of my players dead! So, this Gorkamorka victory kind of saved my day... :-)

Stig Rudeholm (Lobo, Da Perpl Harts)