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Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than
Jesus or Mohammed 10. No one will kill you for not
drinking beer.
9.
Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never
caused a major war.
7. They don't force
beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6.
When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been
burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over
his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to
wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws
saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you
have a beer.
1. If you have devoted
your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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