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From: Spanopotamous
Subject: The Bobbit Song
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Date: Tue, 15 Nov 1994 01:41:31 GMT
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The Ballad of The Bobbit Hillbillies
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(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)


Here's s little story of a man named John 
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife 
she lopped off his schlong with a swipe of a knife 
Pecker that is ,
Rodeoed, fillet food


Well, the next thing u know there'a ginsu by his side 
And Lorena's in the car taking willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she rounded the bend
Curve , that is
Pricker shrubs , wheel hubs


She went to the cops and confessed to the attack 
And they called out the hounds just to get the weenie back
they sniffed and they barked , then they pointed "over there"
To John Wayne's henry that was wavin' in the air
Found , that is
By a fence, evidence

Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
so a dick-doc said "Hey , I can fix your dong !"
A needle and a thread 's just the thing you're gonna need
Then the world held it's breath till they heard that John peed
Whizzed , that is
Stitched seam , straight seam


Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a cock eyed lawyer (since his assets came up short )
They cleared him of assault and acquitted him of rape 
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape 
Video, that is
Unexposed , case closed