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    Having Fun In School                    :
    By CandyMan                             :
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DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS OFFERED TO THE 
GENERAL PUBLIC FOR INFORMATIONAL, EDUCATIONAL
AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DOING ANY OF 
THE FOLLOWING CAN GET YOU INTO TROUBLE WITH 
SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION. SOME OF THE FOLLOWING 
MAY ALSO BE ILLEGAL.


MYSTERY CHALK
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Teacher writes bullshit notes on the black board
and all of a sudden you hear a fiz and see black
smoke comming off the tip of the chalk.

Bore a little hole in the middle of the chalk.
cut off the match head of a strike anywhere
kitchen match. Place a little glue on the bottom 
of the match head to hold it inside the hole.
Now press some chalk dust inside of the whole 
to cover up the match head.

STUDENT SERIAL KILLER?
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The next morning people are walking down the hall
notice blood dripping out of a student's locker!
The hall is packed around the student's locker 
and everyone is talking about it, teachers and
the principal will soon appear on the scene.

Find out the lock combination of the kid you hate
by looking over his shoulder as he opens his lock.
Get some animal blood (kill an alley cat or rabitt
or something) and place the blood in a ziplock bag
freeze bag overnight. Bring to school and take frozen
blood block out of bag. Put the shit in his locker
and soon it will thaw, blood will saturate his books
and leak out of his locker.

BOOKS, BOOKS, AND MORE BOOKS!
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Hundreds of books begin loading in on all different
subjects from different companies.  The bookstore 
gets jam packed with books and have a bill for 
thousands of dollars!

Get a piece of paper with your schools letterhead on 
it.  You can get this by roaming through the trash
or get a letter that the school has sent you in the
past. Go to your local printer or copy shop and have
them run off a hundred or so copies. This should cost
you about couple of dollars. If the place asks alot of
questions or gives you a hard time, take your business
to another willing print shop. Ok, now you have the 
letterhead ready. Get your typewritter and write to
several companies( best, if you order from a book 
publishing company that your school does not do business 
with yet) and tell them you wish to order X quantity
of X title. Tell them you wish to be billed for the order.
Then go Sincerely, skip a couple of lines then type your
principals name and forge his name.  Now mail it out and 
within a couple of weeks the books should be arriving by 
the truck load!!!

TEACHER DRUG DEALER BUSTED!!!
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Your most hated teacher is on the evening news, radio,
and newspapers.  The cops, reporters, and Drug Enforcement
Agency has arrived at your school.  Your teacher is
rushed to jail for HOURS and HOURS of questioning and
tons of hassles and his/her's name will be tarnished
forever.

Get some bags filled with marijuana. Get some rolling
paper. Get a couple of $5 and $20 bills. Get a small 
box. Roll a couple of joints with the marijuana. Leave the 
remainder in the bags. (Optional if you know which car 
your teacher drives and you have a slim-jim, open the
car with the slim-jim and put some more marijuana bags 
in the teacher's car under the drivers seat and in the
glove compartment.) Now first call the reporters at 
local TV news, radio, and newspapers.  Then call the
local police and Drug Enforcement Agency.  You can find
all of the above listings in the White/Blue/Yellow pages.
Make sure you call from a pay phone. Tell them that
you suspect that your teacher Mrs. Doe is dealing drugs
out of her room and car to students at XYZ High School.
Make sure you call all the media people before you call
the law enforcement so that the media can arive in time
for the law enforcement to be seen and questioned. Use 
gloves for any of the materials you touched, to avoid 
finger prints, and don't tell any one about your plans 
so you don't get busted from big mouths! Place the joints, 
money, bags in the box inside of the room, possibly 
in the teacher's closet where it will not be discovered 
by her when she casually goes to grab something she needs
from the closet.  Make sure no one sees you, be slick, do it 
after school when no one is there to see you.

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candyman@mcs