1) Cars can hurt you. 2) You cannot fly. 3) Its never a good time to die. 4) taking you clothes off will draw attention. 5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public. 6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there 7) don't forget how to burp 8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe 9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping". 10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down. .