A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS
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                           Typed By Suicidal Maniac

                   - COD - Constructors of Dementia - COD -


    TAOISM              - Shit Happens.

    CONFUCIANISM        - Confucius say, "Shit Happens".

    CALVINISM           - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

    BUDDHISM            - If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

    SEVENTH DAY         - No shit on Saturdays.
    ADVENTIST

    ZEN                 - What is the sound of shit happening?

    HEDONISM            - There's nothing like good shit happening.

    HINDUISM            - This shit happened before.

    MORMON              - This shit is going to happen again.

    ISLAM               - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

    MOONIES             - Only happy shit really happens.

    STOICISM            - This shit is good for me.

    PROTESTANISM        - Let the shit happen to someone else.

    CATHOLICISM         - Shit happens because you are BAD.

    HARE KRISHNA        - Shit happens rama rama.

    JUDAISM             - Why does this shit always happen to us?

    ZOROASTRIANISM      - Shit happens half the time.

    CHRISTIAN SCIENCE   - Shit is in your mind.

    ATHEISM             - Sheeit.

    EXISTENTIALISM      - What is shit anyway?

    RASTAFARIANISM      - Let's smoke this shit.

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